Am I Right, Ladies?: Archive

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

JUNGIAN PERSONALITY TEST (do yourself a favor and... →

currygurry: k8-marie: Your type is: ENFP slash INFP. I get mixed results cause I’m a mixed up lady. Personality tests have occupied 85% of my work day, thanks everyone. I thought your type was KTFR. Maybe you messed up the test? Well I thought your type was STFU so I guess you can go shave your back now.

Dec 31st

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JUNGIAN PERSONALITY TEST (do yourself a favor and... →

Your type is: ENFP slash INFP. I get mixed results cause I’m a mixed up lady. Personality tests have occupied 85% of my work day, thanks everyone. currygurry: (via prunelle) Reblogging, so others can join in on the fun.

Dec 31st

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Sunrise - Simply Red I’ve been listening...

Dec 29th

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Does This Mean I'm Part Monarch?

Mom: So you don't like the mirror I got you for Christmas?
Me: Mom look, a good rule of thumb is to never buy me anything with butterflies on it.
Mom: But your Grandma Addie is a yellow butterfly.
Me: I'm gonna go to my room now.

Dec 28th

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I Heard You Like Quotes So I Put A Quote in Your...

currygurry: Tonight, I was quoted by a friend and by a complete stranger. That is all. -Gary

Dec 28th

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Have Been Drinking

Took a bite of a GIANT Reese’s snowman. Came to senses, threw it away. Regret throwing it away.

Dec 27th

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Dec 26th

Watch

All I want for Christmas is the final season of Lost.

Dec 25th

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In My Room Minding My Business When...

Brother: Mom, Katie says she's an atheist.
Mother: You better not ruin my Christmas by telling me you don't accept Jesus as your Lord and savior.
Me: I...would never do that.

Dec 25th

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Understanding the Biology of Avatar

Katie: So the Na'vi have a device that literally connects them to the planet?
Gary: Yeah, they all have a weird vagina thing at the end of their ponytails that connect to other vagina receptors and allow them to communicate with the planet.
K: Reminds me of eXistenZ.
G: wtf is that zero kewl.
K: Cronenberg movie about a virtual reality game you enter by being 'plugged in' through this vagina mouth they create in your back. 
G: Oh like the multi-vagina face fuck holes in the matrix?
K: Yeah, they're all fleshy and wet. At this point I think it's required that we use the word 'vagina' in all future correspondence. 
G: Aren't all vaginas fleshy and wet?
K: My description was a bit gratuitous. Should've said the vagina holes in the movie made a loud squelching sound when they remove the gaming tube. Was Avatar like that?
G: Nah, the avaginars were more hermaphroditic. They had little tentacle penisy things that wrapped around other penisy things. GIMS "avatar vagina things" .
K: Oh I see. Now are the avaginars used for procreation as well or do they have human-like vaginas?
G: That's a good question because there is a sex scene and a lot of skimpy clothing throughout, however I found a total lack of nipples, real vagina and weenis. Since they are pretty multipurpose and versatile, I can only imagine the avaginars are also used for sexy time. It'd be a cop out otherwise.
K: And the avaginars are located on the back of the head? The jokes write themselves. 
G: No, the avaginars are at the end of the ponytails.
K: I'm gonna need diagrams to believe avaginar sex.
G: Avaginar 1 --> ======E  3====== 
 I'm a fucking genius.

Dec 23rd

Spontaneity leads you to a Bonjangles in Charlotte

After 5 days, a snowstorm, a flight cancellation, 2 missed connecting flights and brief homelessness, my whirlwind trip took another dramatic turn when my connection to Chicago was severely delayed, stranding me in Charlotte, NC. I ended up redirecting my flight to Tampa, where I will spend the holiday with my family. I can safely say that this trip was nothing what I expected and I’m ok...

Dec 23rd

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